Art Criticism Online

My art criticism class is online and that means I have to choose a time to fake a class. My friends and I decided to do it together, and here we are, trying to do it. Instead, Allison and I are looking at vintage clothing online. Which leads me to an important question. If I buy vintage clothes online, will they smell like an antique store? The store is super pretty and I like a little vintage store here in Savannah that doesn't smell. But how can I know if something online smells like a nursing/retirement home? If you like online shopping be sure to visit http://shopramonawest.com/ and get this for me ;)